Wear, Wash, Wait (a Tritina)

Denial is everywhere,
and the public is awash
with people who can’t wait

for their lattes. “Wait!
For service, please wear
your mask.” “That’s just Wash-

ington nonsense! I ain’t wear-
ing no mask! Hogwash!”
“Sorry, your protest holds no weight.

“Our store’s policy is still wear, wash, wait.”