Tag: satire

“An S/A/B/C/D/F Tier-Based Ranking of Theories, Principles, and ‘Laws’ Explaining Human Behavior, Decision-Making, Interpersonal Relationships, and Lived Experience: A Subjective Arrangement of Perceived Explanatory Utility”

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A poem that ranks the theories, principles, and “laws” used to explain why people think, behave, and connect. Part taxonomy, part reflection.

Multiple Choice Questions Written as the National Emergency Alert [Repeats] Everyone Must Comply by Staying in Their Homes, or a Place of Safety, and Not Going Out Except for Extreme Necessity Until the Danger Has Passed | While the Birds on My Balcony Continue to Coo to One Another, Swiftly Eating the Seed I Have Laid Out for Them, Two of Them Entering My Open Doorway to Peck at Stray Seed That Has Fallen on the Sill | As I Sit, Listening for the Distant Sound of Drones and Interceptor Missiles ~ Measuring Causality the Way One Measures Thunder After a Flash of Lightning

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Writing began on February 28, 2026.